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Mustard oh mustard

Your sachet is busted

It’s now too late

to put on my plate

so im left with burger and custard

but wait but wait there’s tomato sauce

quite good with a slice of horse

perhaps with some hay

to stop it going nay

and then keep it for the second course

But vinegar from the jar

Is much better by far

Horse tastes like spam

So change for the lamb

Providing it stops going baa

All the neying and barring

Is all quite alarming

As they won’t keep still

Refuse the bill

But say the condiments are charming